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  Ignorance Thy Name Is Bucky

  Darby Conley

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  Chances are the warm fuzzies aren't what you will get when you pick up Ignorance, Thy Name Is Bucky. Instead, you'll get LOL moments as Darby Conley pumps hilarity into living the single life with pets.The family portrait: Rob Wilco, the tallest member of the family, is a single, mild-mannered ad executive who pays the bills and often the price, thanks to his curious and anthropomorphic housemates. Rob gives guidance and all sorts of "material" to Bucky, a temperamental cat, who clearly wears the fur pants in the family. Satchel, a good-hearted pooch, plays neutral, but usually ends up on the receiving end of Bucky's mischief."Thanks for Get Fuzzy, the funniest comic strip on planet Earth. Sweet-natured Satchel Pooch and the utterly crazed Bucky B. Katt are much more fun than Odie and Garfield." --Stephen King, Entertainment Weekly * Three Get Fuzzy collections have become New York Times best-sellers: Bucky Katt's Big Book of Fun, Blueprint for Disaster, and Say Cheesy.* Recognized as Best Comic Strip in 2002 by the National Cartoonists Society.

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  Journey To Pleiades Star System

  Teal Kimball

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  Two souls, Tah and Abigeiru, are bound by a love that transcends space and time, and they embark on a transformative journey through a shimmering portal that takes them back to their celestial home planet, Maia. They are met with devastation and destruction, and they embark on a perilous journey to uncover the truth behind the tragedy and save their planet. Guided by their love for each other and their determination to restore Maia, they venture into the heart of the planet, encountering allies and adversaries along the way. Their love serves as a beacon of hope, inspiring those around them to believe in a brighter future. 
  In a climactic showdown, Tah and Abigeiru reach the heart of Maia and confront the source of the planet's devastation. With their love and resolve, they unleash the power of the Heart of Maia, creating a cascade of healing energy that transforms the landscape. The people of Maia emerge from hiding, filled with renewed hope and resolve, as Tah and Abigeiru stand at the forefront of a new era for their planet, where their love has been the catalyst for redemption and healing. As the landscape is restored, Tah and Abigeiru know that their journey has only just begun. 
  They are now planning for a battle with dark entities in Maia, ready to fight for their lives in a huge galactic battle. Along the way, they have come across and helped wounded soldiers, and they are prepared to continue guiding their planet towards a better future, leaving an indelible mark on the transformative power of love, redemption, and unyielding spirit.

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  The Last Straw

  Jeff Kinney

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  Let’s face it: Greg Heffley will never change his wimpy ways. Somebody just needs to explain that to Greg’s father.  
   
  You see, Frank Heffley actually thinks he can get his son to toughen up, and he enlists Greg in organized sports and other “manly” endeavors.  
   
  Of course, Greg is easily able to sidestep his father’s efforts to change him. But when Greg’s dad threatens to send him to military academy, Greg realizes he has to shape up … or get shipped out. 
   
  Special enhanced edition with sound effects and music!

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  Out of Time - How can the dead...

  Rachel Lawson

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  Reread without background noises and better microphone 
  "It's dark tonight I hope we aren't seen," a man said to his partner in crime. 
  "It's like the old days we climb in a window and pray not to get caught," said the thief who was known as the Chameleon to his partner the Cat as they stealthily walked through the garden of their mark. 
  "The room is the third window on the second story," said the Cat examining the building. The Chameleon tested the strength of a lattice leading to it going up the wall. 
  This should work I'm surprised people are so careless with security," the Chameleon said laughing. They climbed up the lattice trying not to be pricked by the thorns of the rose that climbed up it as well. 
  "The alarm is off or it should be, but I'll disable it," said the Chameleon. 
  He cut the alarm wire and jimmied the window till it opened. 
  They climbed in the room and looked about it. 
  "The safe is behind that painting," said the Chameleon pointing at the only picture in the room. 
  "Ok who will do the work you or me?" asked the Cat who was as skilled a cracksman as the Chameleon. 
  "It's my turn you did the last job," said the Chameleon who walked over to the picture removing it handing it to the Cat to put down. 
  The Chameleon put his ear to the safe and cracked the lock and opened the door removing the contents out of the safe putting it in a backpack on the Cat's back. 
  "Got it! Let's go." said the Chameleon.These Thieves Are Dead!How can the dead commit robbery?

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  How About Never—Is Never Good...

  Bob Mankoff

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  New York Times Bestseller: “A memoir [and] an enormous window into the mystery and alchemy behind the creation and selection of New Yorker cartoons.” —The Washington Post 
   
  Hi, this is me, Bob Mankoff. And this is my memoir. In it I’ll usher you into the hallowed halls of the New Yorker (Shhh! Quiet, you’ll upset the fact checkers) to show you the soup-to-nuts process of cartoon creation, giving you a detailed look not only at my own work, but that of the artists who keep you laughing every week, except, of course, when they don’t, puzzling you with a cartoon that you “don’t get” and then you shoot me an email asking me to explain it. Well, you can stop the shooting. You’re holding the solution to those cartoon puzzlers in your hands (it’s in chapter nine). 
   
  What else? Oh goodness, self-effacing, humble me has left out the personal part, the essential me-ness part, forged in 1950s Queens, New York, where I became a wisecracking Jewish kid who mimicked Jerry Lewis, did funny drawings, and turned my mother’s Yiddishisms into American humor, leading straight to a career as a successful cartoonist and cartoon editor of the New Yorker. Nah, that’s not the way it happened. You’ll need to read the book to find out how it really went down. 
   
  “Fascinating, forthright, and funny . . . Mankoff also writes with first-hand knowledge about the topic of laughter itself. He dares to ask the question, ‘What makes something funny?’, and answers it with intelligence, originality, and, of course, humor.” —Roz Chast, #1 New York Times–bestselling author of Can’t We Talk About Something More Pleasant? 
   
  “Not just a charming memoir but also a charming grab bag of cartoon history, cartoon theory (nothing too woolly), and shop talk.” —The New York Times Book Review 
   
  “Serves up not only a mini-collection of great cartoons but also a look at the shift in styles through the editorships of legendary William Shawn, Tina Brown, and current editor David Remnick. Mankoff also provides a very funny and insightful look at how to win the New Yorker caption contest.” —Publishers Weekly

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  Enchantment: Part VIII -...

  Kai Aubrey

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  Receive 50% off the full series at www.KaiAubrey.com 
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  Returning to Elrus, Heath and Caio meet with the king. They tell of the emperor incubus, Caio’s sorcery, and their adventure in the dark universe of sexual magic. 
  As the months pass, the world begins to change. Much has taken place in their homeland while they were away. 
  Life moves on and the two continue to grow, their passionate romance only strengthening. Seeking to reflect on their past and consider their future, they return to their secret refuge on the outskirts of town. 
  Quickly descending into an argument, the cocky young men know the best way to settle their differences: a lustful, filthy battle for sexual supremacy. 
  It seems some things will never change. 
  ***CONTAINS EXPLICIT GAY SEXUAL CONTENT***

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