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The Funniest Joke Book Ever! - Over 500 Jokes to Crack Up Your Friends! - cover

The Funniest Joke Book Ever! - Over 500 Jokes to Crack Up Your Friends!

Press Editors of Portable

Maison d'édition: Portable Press

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Synopsis

Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs!   Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling:   What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill.   Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny.   Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language.   What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers!   How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side.   . . . and many more!
Disponible depuis: 01/05/2016.
Longueur d'impression: 96 pages.

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