A Series of Unfortunate Events #8: The Hostile Hospital

Lemony Snicket

Narratore Tim Curry

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The Baudelaires need a safe place to stay—somewhere far away from terrible villains and local police. A quiet refuge where misfortune never visits. Might Heimlich Hospital be just the place? 
In Lemony Snicket's eighth ghastly installment in A Series of Unfortunate Events, I'm sorry to say that the Baudelaire orphans will spend time in a hospital where they risk encountering a misleading newspaper headline, unnecessary surgery, an intercom system, anesthesia, heart-shaped balloons, and some very startling news about a fire.

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Data di pubblicazione: 21/09/2004; Unabridged; Copyright Year: — Copyright Statment: —

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Dear Listener, 
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