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What's the Number for 911 Again? - More Wacky 911 Calls - cover

What's the Number for 911 Again? - More Wacky 911 Calls

Leland Gregory

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing, LLC

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Summary

Faster than you can dial 9-1-1, author Leland Gregory delivers his follow-up to What's the Number for 911 with more real-life calls to the country's emergency operators. What's the Number for 911 Again' answers the urgent call for more of these wacky conversations. "Can you unplug my coffeepot I left on at my house" "Where can I get rid of my Christmas tree" Amazing and hilarious!
Available since: 07/30/2013.
Print length: 256 pages.

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