The ABCs of Parenthood - An Alphabet of Parenting Advice

Deborah Copaken, Randy Polumbo

Summary

A wise, witty guide for new (and gently used) parents: “You will come back to The ABCs of Parenthood again and again.” —Parents   This delightfully grown-up alphabet book brims with the kind of advice only those who’ve been there can give. From “D is for Dog” (get one) to “P is for Praise” (do it often but appropriately) to “R is for Romance” (keep it alive after the kids arrive), each mini essay is coupled with a full-color photograph to warm your heart and make you smile as you continue your quest to raise positive, thoughtful children.   “Absolutely essential reading for anyone who’s had a parent, been a parent, wants to be a parent or knows a parent.” —Julie Klam, New York Times–bestselling author of You Had Me at Woof   “A-Z concepts which promote kindness, compassion, self-reliance, and love . . . The stunning photo illustrations are works of art in and of themselves. This book will teach you to stop hovering and worrying and start letting go and enjoying the ride.” —Ayelet Waldman, author of Love and Treasure

Available since: 08/29/2017.

Print length: 64 pages.

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