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Srsly Best Jokes Ever - Jokes for Kids - cover

Srsly Best Jokes Ever - Jokes for Kids

Chantelle Grace

Maison d'édition: BroadStreet Publishing Group, LLC

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Synopsis

What word looks the same same backwards and upside down?

Swims.

Why did pilgrims' pants always fall down?

Because they wore their belt buckles on their hats.

Why was the broom late?

It overswept.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!
The next time your young comedian is looking to serve up priceless entertainment, share Srsly. Best. Jokes. Ever.!
Get ready for unending hilarity and unyielding giggle attacks, because these jokes do not quit!
If you do not think cows and pigs could get any funnier, think again. Srsly. Best. Jokes. Ever. is sure to have you rolling on the floor with laughter with smiles so big your cheeks hurt...srsly! 
Disponible depuis: 01/05/2017.
Longueur d'impression: 96 pages.

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