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Best Mom Jokes Ever

Chantelle Grace

Publisher: BroadStreet Publishing Group, LLC

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Summary

I told my mom I couldn't reach the high notes in my choir class...

She said I should get a ladder!

 

Every time we go to the ocean, my mom tells me to say hello...

the ocean just waves back!

If you love arguing about why it's important to wear a coat when it's 12 degrees outside...

you should be a mom!

There's a legend that if you go take a shower and scream "MOM!" three times...

a nice lady appears with the towel you forgot!

The next time your young comedian is looking to serve up priceless entertainment, share Best. Mom Jokes. Ever.!

Get ready for eyerolls, head shakes, and "aha" moments as you navigate through these mom jokes that make little truths so funny.

If you think you've heard every mom joke in the book, think again. Best. Mom Jokes. Ever. is sure to have you throwing up your hands and declaring, "Because I said so!" 
Available since: 04/03/2018.
Print length: 96 pages.

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