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Best Dad Jokes Ever

Chantelle Grace

Verlag: BroadStreet Publishing Group, LLC

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Beschreibung

Dad: My wife keeps telling to stop pretending to be butter 

 ....but I'm on a roll.

Dad: I asked a Frenchman if he play video games

 ....He said, "Wii."

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down.

Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece.

Wanna hear a joke about a piece of paper?
Never mind... it's tearable.

The next time your young comedian is looking to serve up priceless entertainment, share Best. Dad Jokes. Ever.

Get ready for knee slaps, groans, and please-stop moments as you navigate through these dad jokes that take funny to a new level.

If you think you've heard every dad joke in the book, think again. Best. Dad Jokes. Ever. is sure to have you laughing out loud, even if you don't want to. 
Verfügbar seit: 14.05.2018.
Drucklänge: 96 Seiten.

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