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Best Animal Jokes Ever - Jokes for Kids - cover

Best Animal Jokes Ever - Jokes for Kids

Chantelle Grace

Publisher: BroadStreet Publishing Group, LLC

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Summary

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on the top of a barn? An eggroll.

 

What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.

 


Life without animals just wouldn't be the same!  Saddle up your horse and blaze a trail through the Best Animal Jokes Ever. You're sure to find some giggles along the way... cows at the movies, ducks eating quackers, sheep doing ewe-turns, rabbits with bad hare days, oh deer!


 


Share these jokes with your family, friends, and especially your pets. You might get a smile from that playful pup or a grin from your mischievous cat! Whatever you do, don't expect the cattle to laugh. They've herd it all before.


 
Available since: 08/03/2021.
Print length: 96 pages.

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